Keeping “Whoopee” Interesting…

Women, I DON’T need to preach this to you, Men need sex.  Men, I DO need to preach this to you, women want sex.  What’s the difference? Thanks for asking…

Men’s DNA is programed to need sex in their life.  Men need to, if you will, satisfy their cravings like a vampire does with a victim. Seek, Search, Destroy! Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am!  Sounds terrible doesn’t it… Try being the vampire…

Women’s DNA isn’t programmed to NEED sex in their life; however, it’s programmed to WANT sex in their life.  Hence why a female can “hang in there” longer (if you know what I mean), before she has the urgency to satisfy her want.

(Now, let me clarify something… Women can be “wild”.  Like their DNA has been twisted to match a males in a way that makes them fein far more greater than a man’s need is.  Which, if a man finds this kind of woman, he will be a happy happy campier.)

So… how does one keep this interesting?

Women:

You know your man loves and needs sex. You know men are a visual breed and love to see a visual before the interaction.  Meaning: dress up for him!  Not just in a teddy or something, but actually wear sexy “going out” outfits.  Make him want to chase you.  You remember how you got him in the first place.  You was probably at a bar looking fantastic with your “girls”.  Make him remember that time.  It keeps the interest.  Also, tease but don’t be a “tease”.  Its ok to play but don’t do it to then hold back.  This will make a man lose the interest.

Men:

Understand your lady. Understand her wants.  Nothing turns on a woman more than making her feel special.  Make it known that she is yours.  Go out of your way, ALWAYS, for her.  DO random things (like clean the house before she gets home).  Flowers, or even a card, sent to her work.  Men, the more the lady feels like a queen, the more she is going to want to be “with” you.  Spend time with her.  Do things with her (even if its just grocery shopping).  Trust me… the rewards of making her feel loved FAR OUTWAY only being there for sex.  Cause, hint for ya boys… she’ll please better when she is in love with who and what you are and how you take care of her.

If both parties do what I mentioned above, both parties win.

-The Other Point of View